Stuff you hopefully find funny.....

The *exact* kind of guard dog that Foster is
Ken at age 95
The best symphony I've ever seen
You never knew I was a fan of Westerns
Why I don't drink anymore
My typical date
8MD won't be hiring this guy
Just flat-out not right
Roger screws up
My favorite Calvin and Hobbes
Verio and every other job you and I have worked at
Sorry sis, but this makes me think of you
Louie, Louie
(Some of...) today's youth
We've all been here before
Good advice for anyday